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ApparentlyJimmyKimmelisoneofthosegeniuseswhocancreateartoutofpancakebatter,andhe'sbeencookingupmasterpiecesforhis3-year-olddaughter,Jane,forthefewmonths.However,despitehistoddler'simmenseappreciationforthedeliciousworksofart,Kimmel'swife—andthecoheadwriterofJimmyKimmelLive!—MollyMcNearney,isfeelingquitetheopposite:she'spissedhe'ssetthebarsohigh.
- Mar 16 Fri 2018 10:08
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- Nov 23 Thu 2017 14:40
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- Sep 13 Wed 2017 12:04
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- May 09 Tue 2017 12:14
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- Apr 21 Fri 2017 14:31
a geranium ruined by the frost
She thanked me with such a flash of radiant joy passing over her face, that her ugliness was eclipsed, and I thought she looked absolutely pretty.
- Feb 28 Tue 2017 14:38
courtly for all their rags
They had all made her welcome at Mimosa and had insisted on giving, not selling, her the seedcorn. The quick Fontaine tempers flared when she put a greenback on the table and they flatlyrefused payment. Scarlett took the corn and privately slipped a dollar bill into Sally’s hand. Sallylooked like a different person from the girl who had greeted her eight months before when Scarlettfirst came home to Tara. Then she had been pale and sad but there had been a buoyancy about her.
Now that buoyancy had gone, as if the surrender had taken all hope from her.
- Jan 10 Tue 2017 15:05
better tohave Scarlett wear an afternoon
Scarlett shot a look of sharp suspicion at her, but Mammy’s broad face carried only a look ofinnocence and of regret that Scarlett was not the lady Melanie Hamilton was.
“Put down that tray and come lace me tighter,” said Scarlett irritably. “And I’ll try to eat a littleafterwards. If I ate now I couldn’t lace tight enough.”
- Dec 29 Thu 2016 15:03
A day or so before the Duke
The Queen had lent Marchaumont a small house attached to her own palace at Richmond, to which entrance could be gained through it by means of a connecting gallery. Two chambers were refurnished and warmed in this house for the Prince’s use, the Earl of Arundel (son of the attainted and executed Duke of Norfolk) and his uncle, Lord Harry Howard, were charged by the Queen to make all arrangements for his comfort; and her Majesty herself superintended the installation in one of the rooms of a crimson bed, which she told Marchaumont archly that his master would recognise. was expected Marchaumont wrote to de Bex, who was with his master on his journey hither, that he learnt by a message the Queen had sent him “that every hour seemed a month to her so anxious was she to see her lover, for whose reception great preparations had been made, although the Queen will pretend that nothing special had been done.”142
- Nov 30 Wed 2016 11:45
was a cigarette stub
"It's a lot of crap to everybody," Green said calmly. "But it still works. Come on, Marlowe. I'm blowing the whistle on you." "Okay," I said. "Blow it. Terry Lennox was my friend. I've got a reasonable amount of sentiment invested in him. Enough not to spoil it just because a cop says come through, You've got a case against him, maybe far more than I hear from you. Motive, opportunity, and the fact that he skipped out. The motive is old stuff, long neutralized, almost part of the deal. I don't admire that kind of deal, but that's the kind of guy he is—a little weak and very gentle. The rest of it means nothing except that if he knew she was dead he knew he was a sitting duck for you. At the inquest if they have one and if they call me, I'll have to answer questions. I don't have to answer yours. I can see you're a nice guy, Green. Just as I can see your partner is just another goddam badge flasher with a power complex. If you want to get me in a real jam, let him hit me again. I'll break his goddam pencil for him." Green a police shieldcould hold me upside down and drainmy gutschange your mind stood up and looked at me sadly. Dayton hadn't moved. He was a one-shot tough guy.
- Oct 25 Tue 2016 15:06
meright out of college and now
In turn, I have tried to mentor others , including friends of friends, and as I get older, children offriends. I get so much joy out of watching the career of Emily